Bloody Jack, also known as the Ripper, has crossed the Pond and has been sighted on the West Coast of the States near Long Beach, California. Pinkerton agents and representatives of the Charles Townsend Detective Agency have been engaged to protect Queen Victoria on her annual tour on board her favorite vessel, the Queen Mary. All security precautions have been taken, but we need your help!!
It has been rumored that those dastardly felons, the L.O.S.E.R.S., may be in league with Bloody Jack and helped smuggle him into the United States. If you spot any of them, use extreme caution and avoid agitating them, as they are quite excitable and dangerous when roused. Contact any security personnel at once. Do not attempt to apprehend unless properly trained…
In accordance with the latest in scientific and metaphysical theorems, The Queen has also commissioned a Royal Academy of Science and the Arts (RASA) to take place on Board, with special emphasis on the recent spirit sightings on board. Rumor has it that the famous mystic from Russia, Rasputin, may make an appearance. We invite all manner of detectives, clairvoyants, mystics, mediums and Doctors to attend the Academy and to help safeguard the Queen. We happily welcome fortune tellers, Gypsies, and those with “the sight” to attend our Academy and bring your special knowledge to share with those less gifted. Also, if anyone knows of any “spirit-busters”, there is a reward being offered by the Queen for the capture of a certain ghost named Perry.
Please be assured that we place your safety at the highest tier of importance, and beg your assistance to protect and foil any dastardly doings. May we all have a splendid time aboard the Queen Mary!!!